I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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