He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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