tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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