I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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