mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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