So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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