your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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