haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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