...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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