Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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