She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
