He disabled his match.com account in front of me
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My pussy is not your playground.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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