Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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