My nipple is on Facebook.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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