Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Just puked most of my soul out..
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