One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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