Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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