don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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