try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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