I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
bring money and cleavage
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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