dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My balls are so social today.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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