those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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