What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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