moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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