Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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