Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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