it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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