He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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