The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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