I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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