I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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