I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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