you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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