I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
