As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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