i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
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You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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