I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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