whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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