she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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