I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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