actually, I'm a sock model
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I puked a lego.
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Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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