thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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