3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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