Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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