I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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