Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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