OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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