so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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