Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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