there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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