Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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