Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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