I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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