Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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